(Source: nightmarepoet)
“There’s a man called the Doctor who lives on a
cloud in the sky and he keeps the bad dreams away.
But he lost all his friends and now he is so very lonely.”
by farbenfrei
aka me
Master Ein Douglas Stubby, exiled ruler of corgtopia. My seven week old Pembroke.
Submitted by Lacey
RELEVANT TO HUMANITY
Relevant to tumblr.
Relevant to existence.
screams this from the top of the matterhorn
Bulbasaur painted on Nintendo 3DS. Began in a bus, 1/2 was done at university and another bus, then ended at home.
painted on Nintendo 3DS.
It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle
AT MY COUSINS BIRTHDAY MY DAD HAD TO SMASH IT WITH HIS FOOT BECAUSE IT WOULDN’T STOP NO MATTER WHAT WE DID. THEN IT KEPT PLAYING SO WE THREW IT OUTSIDE IN THE DUMPSTER. AND WAITED.
(Source: bored-im)
(Source: keemswagmasta15thprestige)
